When you dance like nobody's watching, you look dumb and put others in danger.
So do us all a favor—yourself included—and dance like everyone's watching.
Where there is drinking, there is (attempted) dancing.
Arthur Murray, Dance M.D. is here to cure your friend's case of Saturday Night Fever gone wrong.
Links direct you to the Dance Doctor's help site.
Fill out your friend's information and symptoms.
Then Arthur Murray will fill out a prescription for dance lessons (at a discount!) to send to them in the mail.
The Dance Doctor drives an Ambudance. It's like a food truck, but with dance lessons.
The dance lessons aren't edible, but they're free if you're willing to learn in public.
Art Director: Elly Taura